Just Add Water

Just Add Hot Water

You want to be a Nigga?
Ok, just add hot water.
Want to be an ignorant ass Nigga?
Add hot water and stir.
You want to be a Nigga that’s a dead-beat dad?
Just, remove cover and eat. Serves 1.
You want a lustrous career as cook at Mckie D’s?
Just place in microwave oven on high for 2 minutes.
You wanna be a Nigga that slangs rocks?
Get a small jar with about a 1/3 cup of water, and a least a gram of coke.
Add an equal amount of baking soda and stir.
Bring water to a boil, then gently stir as water cools.
Eventually a solid substance will form and fall to the bottom of the jar.
Lastly, add police, prison, or death to complete your recipe.
You want be Black Person?
Add 4 cups of flour, 2 eggs, 2 cups of milk, stick butter, a ¼ cup brown sugar, an education, a goal, a vision, determination, a teaspoon of lemon extract, and just a pinch of paprika into a large mixing bowl.
Stir until thoroughly mixed.
Grease a large pan with people that will push you, and not encourage complacence.
Add a tea spoon of yeast to ensure that your dough rises to the top.
Place in oven on 375 degrees, for your whole life.